Assorted comics and sketches from a guy who thinks indefinite articles are hysterical.

laineydiamond:

notxam:

someone played an lcd soundsystem song over a miles davis trumpet solo and i think i feel alive for the first time in my life

*mouth hangs open for eternity*

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

(Source: mothersnewsofficial)

dewgongo:

when you play a trick on someone, and deceive them
image

jamespowellart:

"You must have been looking at the wrong badge!!"
muppetsmostwanted

jamespowellart:

"You must have been looking at the wrong badge!!"

muppetsmostwanted

ca-tsuka:

Mondo is celebrating LAIKA Animation Studios with releases of CORALINE & PARANORMAN soundtracks on deluxe limited edition vinyl.

OH GOD

THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING

Leave the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul.

STOP
ROCK
VIDEO

(Source: emilyjanepitchiner)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

behindbobsburgers:

"Electric Love" from "Topsy," covered by Rabbit Troop Forever

FUN ALBERT EINSTEIN FACTS I LEARNED FROM THIS BOOK COVER:
Albert Einstein primarily studied chickens. He was the greatest farmer of our time.
Albert Einstein spent a lot of time puzzling through the existential question “Who was Albert Einstein?”
Albert Einstein could not answer that question because he was too busy thinking about chickens.
Albert Einstein’s head was the same size as his body, which made it tough for him to change his sweater.

FUN ALBERT EINSTEIN FACTS I LEARNED FROM THIS BOOK COVER:

  • Albert Einstein primarily studied chickens. He was the greatest farmer of our time.
  • Albert Einstein spent a lot of time puzzling through the existential question “Who was Albert Einstein?”
  • Albert Einstein could not answer that question because he was too busy thinking about chickens.
  • Albert Einstein’s head was the same size as his body, which made it tough for him to change his sweater.