Assorted comics and sketches from a guy who thinks indefinite articles are hysterical.

bogleech:

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I always loved that Death Charmer here is a “mercenary.”

This evil parasitic eel is a soldier for hire? Really? Can it talk? Does it buy things? Eel things?

Happy anniversary to the World’s Fair, the grounds for which appear in this video!

(Source: emilyjanepitchiner)

On Muppets and Remixes

So Disney is putting out a new album called Dconstructed, which will feature dubstep/house/Euro remixes of songs from their classic and recent movies.

The Muppets will be featured in the form of a mix by Shy Kidx. And, uh, it’s not very good, for a lot of reasons. I don’t care if you like house/dubstep music: this song has removed anything that could’ve thematically-connected it to The Muppet Show (instrumentation, pitch, beat, memorable quotes) in favor of a song that’s, I guess, about nightmares.

Is it possible to produce a good Muppet-themed remix that’s both danceable and evokes the mood of The Muppet Show? Well, I’ve got a few choices up my sleeve. I suggest you listen to these instead:

  • Dr. Cat and DJ Pony: “Can The Frog Tapdance?" (an electroswing version of The Muppet Show Theme)
  • DJ BC’s Muppet Mashup album, which features “The Muppet Strut” (a mash-up of The Muppet Show Theme and Stray Cat Strut by The Stray Cats, “Scooter & The Computer Worms,” an electric remix of “There’s a New New Sound,” in addition to a ton of Sesame Street mixes)
  • MrSCHLIEMINATOR: "The Muppets Remix": a simple-yet-effective send-up of Mahna Mahna
  • Pogo’s “Muppet Mash”: While this is Sesame Street-themed, Disney’s worked with POGO in the past, and his stuff is great at capturing the feel of the original series

There’s definitely more of these out there, but this is just what immediately came to mind. It mystifies me that Disney would choose to take things in such a weird direction!

Anyway, check these out. You’ll enjoy all of them.

dumbingofage:

Left in the dialog for this one.  
(august 3)

dumbingofage:

Left in the dialog for this one.  

(august 3)

Anonymous asked: How do I get Pikablue and Mewthree?

truegamefacts:

Great question.

The truth is….Pikablue and Mewthree cannot be found in any Pokemon game.

But there is somewhere they can be found - inside you.

There is a Pikablue and Mewthree inside us all. It is called self-confidence, and you don’t need a master ball to catch it. If you believe in yourself, there is not a single battle you can’t win.

And truly that is the greatest video game “cheat” of all.

Glad I could help.

xanthewalter:

Poor Chekhov!

(Source: trekgate)

Happy 25th anniversary to The Jim Henson Hour! Have a Digit I drew.
Special thanks to muppet-wiki, whose articles on The Jim Henson Hour and Inner Tube I used as texture. It seemed apt.
Want to read more on this lost (and consistently bizarre) Henson gem? Check out Muppet Wiki, and, for the next few weeks, Toughpigs’s My Week reviews.

Happy 25th anniversary to The Jim Henson Hour! Have a Digit I drew.

Special thanks to muppet-wiki, whose articles on The Jim Henson Hour and Inner Tube I used as texture. It seemed apt.

Want to read more on this lost (and consistently bizarre) Henson gem? Check out Muppet Wiki, and, for the next few weeks, Toughpigs’s My Week reviews.

debriefingtheboys:

Lightning by David Byrne & St. Vincent

lemonysnicketlibrary:

What’s the verdict? Are you worth kidnapping?

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.